Seriously?

Tony,
I have recently discovered that I may have some competition. A woman who goes by the name of Cherie Booth who claims to be your wife. This is obviously an outrageous lie as she doesn't even share your last name AND I have faith in your taste in women. At least, enough faith to believe that you would never choose anyone who bears such a strong resemblence to SNL's Rachel Dratch. No Tony, this is not the woman for you. I know this, you know this, now you need to stop with this "being nice out of pity" bullshit and kick her to the curb. I'm waiting Tony, and I can't stay young and beautiful forever. Actually I can, but I say that because I really need you to understand the urgency of the situation. Cherie's got to go before we can take our relationship to the next level . I can't bear the idea of being the "other woman". Angelina Jolie I am not.
Waiting Breathlessly,
Lindsey

Ps. I do have to admit, I was rather relieved when I realized that Linda Blair was not your wife. Although I'm younger, more modest, and never whored around Hollywood at 15 years old (I waited until 17) - I don't know if I am as willing to do that whole "crucifix trick". Not my style, sorry,

I love you so much that I'm willing to plagarize MYSELF for you!

Yes, I realize that I posted this ode on that "other" blog that I "write on" (right on!), but I have to pull out all my ammo if I'm trying to pull out the leader of a country. So, let's "do this" one more time for the kids...

ODE TO TONY BLAIR
A proclaimation of love from the sexy and somewhat desperate Lindsey Murray

Hey there Mister P.M.
You're lookin' mighty fine
Why don't you stop by my house
We'll share a glass of wine

You're tasty like an egg roll
I wanna have a bite
Just call me Justin Timberlake
I'll Rock Your Body right

I'd love to touch you gently
Rub my fingers through your hair
Whisper to you sweet nothings
Get me a piece of Blair

We'll lounge and watch some Springer
Or just play the PS2
I'll scream Toni! Tony! Tone!
With the things that we will do

You and I are perfect
We'd fit just like a glove
I'll be your firey redhead
You be my hunka burnin' love

You're sexy like a tiger
I bet in bed you're grrrrrreat!
Like Romeo and Julie
You're my hot sex on a plate

Remember I'm an option
If you ever choose to stay
Brown hair, blue eyes, and British?
You're bound to slip someday...

I LOVE YOU TONY BLAIR!

HOT PIC!

Tony's looking sexy and athletic in this pic. I bet he looks great sweaty.
Focus.
Drive.
Determination.
Blair.

my love is reciprocated!

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